How to get the job done
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV just as the 10:00 p.m. news was coming on.
The news crew was covering a story about a man preparing to jump off the ledge of a building downtown.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Bob said, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob saying, “Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Bob replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news so I already knew he would jump.”
The blonde replied, “I saw it too, but I never thought he’d do it again.”
Bob took the money.