You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
An elderly couple are in church.
The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?”
The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!”