You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
David finally meets the girl of his dreams, and is excited to show her off to his parents.
“Mom,” he says to his mother, “I’m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my new girlfriend.”
Later, David walks in the door with three gals following behind him.
The young women chat with David’s folks for about twenty minutes, and then David asks his mom to guess which one is his true love.
“That one,” his mother exclaims while pointing to the leggy blonde.
“Wow,” exclaims David, “how in the world did you know?”
“She’s the only one I don’t like,” she replied.