To paint porch
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb?
One to say, “But I never turned it on!”
And two to say, “But I did it last time!”