You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
In a Christian school cafeteria, the lunch lady places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.”
Further down the line is a pile of cookies.
A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”