By the numbers
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A football team was on the field during practice when, to everyone’s surprise, a big turkey waddled up to the coach and demanded a tryout.
“Are you crazy?” hollered the coach. “We don’t give tryouts to turkeys.”
Before he knew it the turkey grabbed the football, threw a long pass, ran down field to the end zone and made a stunning one-winged catch of his own toss.
“That was amazing,” exclaimed the coach. “In all my years in the game, I’ve never seen anything like that! I want you on my team. How much do you want for a year?”
“Don’t worry about money,” said the turkey, “but let me just ask you something.
“Does the season go past Thanksgiving?”