By the numbers
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After a long and serious surgical procedure, Lena fell into a coma.
Try as they might, the doctors just couldn’t bring her out of it.
When her husband Ralph came into the intensive care unit to see her, the doctors gave him the bad news.
“We just can’t wake her. It doesn’t look good I’m afraid,” the doctor told Ralph in a somber voice.
Ralph looked at Lena and and said, “But doctor, she’s so young. She’s only 47.”
“39,” came the weak reply from Lena.