You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
There is a senior citizen driving on the highway.
His wife calls him on his cell phone and, in a worried voice, says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
“I know,” Herman replies, “but there isn’t just one, there are hundreds!”