Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A guy with two burned ears was rushed to the hospital.

The doctor asked him how it happened.

He said, “I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang, so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear.”

“But how did you burn the other ear?” asked the doctor.

“How do you think I called 9-1-1?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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