To paint porch
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Every night a couple are kept awake by the barking of their next-door neighbor’s dog.
Finally, the husband has had enough and jumps out of bed.
“I’m going to teach them a lesson.”
He runs downstairs and returns five minutes later.
“What did you do?” asks his wife.
“I put their dog in our backyard,” replies the man. “Let’s see how they like it!”