The coffee beans
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“Hi! My name is Gertrude,” said the lady next to him on the plane.
“It’s so nice to meet you! I’m flying to New York for my grandson’s third birthday. I’m so excited! I remember when he was just a little thumbkin and now he’s already three! It’s really hard to believe. He’s the most adorable thing you’ve ever seen! You know what? Hold on, I think I might have a picture on me. Let me take a look in my purse … yes, here it is. Just look at him — isn’t he adorable? Do you see his dimple on his left cheek? Simply adorable! I could stare at his picture all day.
“Oh my, and you should hear him on the phone! He is just the cutest … he says to me in the cutest voice, ‘Hi Grandma!’ It just gets me all teary-eyed.”
After what seemed like two hours for the poor man sitting next to her, Gertrude began to realize perhaps she was talking a bit too much.
“You know,” she said, “I feel terrible! Here I am just talking and talking without letting you get in a word edgewise!
“So, tell me … what do YOU think about my grandson!”