Hits the sauce
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor took his wife aside and said, “Your husband has a very weak heart. I am afraid he won’t live much longer unless you treat him like a king and wait on him hand and foot so he doesn’t strain himself.”
On the way home, the husband turned to his wife and asked, “What did the doctor say?”
“Well,” replied his wife. “He said it doesn’t look like you’re going to make it.”