In the woods
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
“You’re not allowed to pee in the pool,” says the lifeguard. “I’m going to report you.”
“But everyone pees in the pool,” said little Johnny.
“Maybe,” says the lifeguard. “But not from the diving board!”