The whole truth
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patient to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York, says, “I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered.”
The second, from Chicago, responds, “Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, “No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in, “You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have
a few parts left over.”
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, D.C., shuts them all up when
he observes, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and bottom are interchangeable.