How to get the job done
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in.
While one of the robbers takes money from the tellers, the other lines the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceeds to take their wallets, watches, etc.
While this is going on lawyer No. 1 jams something in lawyer No. 2′s hand.
Without looking down, lawyer No. 2 whispers, “What’s this?”
Lawyer No. 1 says, “It’s the $50 I owe you.”