You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper.
The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
“Where were you? I was worried sick,” she said.
He replied, “It was such nice day, I decided to walk.”