You're under oath
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A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they go into the woods, and they find a bear, and they try to convert it to their particular religion.
Later, they get together, and the priest says, “Well, when I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water.”
And the minister says, “Well, I found a bear by the stream. I preached God’s holy word to him. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying on a gurney in a body cast.
“What happened?” they asked.
The rabbi replied, “I never should have started with the circumcision.”