With the wrong stuff
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Three guys are in a bar bragging about their dogs. Each claims to have the world’s smartest dog.
The first one says, “My dog is so smart, every morning I give him two dollars and he goes to the corner shop to buy me the Washington Times. He knows it’s the only paper I’ll ever read. He comes back with the correct change. Now that’s a smart dog.”
The second fellow says, “That’s nothing. Every morning I give my dog ten dollars and he goes to the corner shop to buy me a pack of Marlboros. He knows it’s the only brand I’ll smoke. He comes back with correct change. Now that’s a smart dog.”
The third guy says, “That’s nothing. You know the corner shop where your dogs go every morning? Well, my dog runs the place!”