You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The first time I met my wife, she was an aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member.
After one grueling workout, I gasped, “This is really helping me get toned.”
She looked me up and down.
Feeling self-conscious, I added, “Big men run in my family.”
She raised an eyebrow. “Apparently not enough.”