And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A minister is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy tying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the doorbell is just out of his reach.
After watching the boy’s efforts for some time, the minister moves closer to the boy’s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow, and placing his hand kindly on the child’s shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a ring.
Crouching down to the child’s level, the minister smiles benevolently and asks, “And now what do you say, little man?”
To which the boy turns and yells, “Now we run!”