Chart their course
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A redneck family went to the city where they visited a mall for the first time in their lives.
The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny, silver doors that moved apart and then slid back together again.
The boy asked, “Pa, what’s that?” The father responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my whole life. I ain’t got no idea what it is.”
While the boy and his father watched in amazement, a heavyset, wrinkled old woman in a wheelchair rolled up to the doors and pressed a button.
The walls opened and she rolled into a small room.
The walls then closed behind her. The rednecks were still staring a minute later, when the doors opened up again and a gorgeous, buxom, young blonde woman stepped out.
The father snapped, “Son, go get your mother!”