To a necktie party
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man encounters a friend, whom he hadn’t seen for a while, in the street, and notices he seems so down.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
“I’ll tell you,” the friend explains. “Three weeks ago a cousin died and left me $20,000.”
“That’s good news,” the man starts, but he’s interrupted.
“I’m just getting started,” the friend says.
“Then two weeks ago a brother died and left me $90,000. Last week my grandmother died and left me $200,000.”
“Then what is upsetting you?” the man asked.
“This week? Nothing!”