As it lays
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“I don’t want to go, mom.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“OK. The kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready,” admonished the mother.
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school,” whined the son.
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal!”