Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man rushes into a fancy restaurant, orders three appetizers, two steaks and a lobster, four desserts, a bottle of expensive wine, an espresso and proceeds to quickly polish them off.
The waiter says, “Sir, what’s your hurry?”
“You’d be in a hurry, too, if you had what I have,” he answered.
“So what do you have?”