And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled gasoline on my shirt.
When I went inside to pay, I noticed a woman crinkling her nose.
Embarrassed, I tried to put her mind at ease. “If you smell gas,” I said, “it’s me.”