Tips the scales
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Three race horses stood in their stalls.
“I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!” one bragged.
The next said with a snort, “Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!”
Then the third horse spoke up proudly, “Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!”
This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls.
The Greyhound said, “I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them.”
The horses looked at each other in amazement and one gasped, “Wow! A talking greyhound!”