At the bar
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Three men are sitting outside the hospital delivery room.
A nurse comes out and addresses the first man: “Sir, your wife just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy set of quadruplets.”
The man replies: “That’s so amazing because I live in Four Corners, Montana — what are the odds?”
Another nurse comes out of the delivery room and addresses the second man: “Sir, your wife just gave birth to a beautiful and healthy set of septuplets.”
The man replies: “DUDE! I live in Seven Oaks, Texas!”
The two men look at the third, he looks back at them with a scared look on his face.
Suddenly the third man yells: “Let me out of this place now!” and starts running toward the door.
The two men and the two nurses stop him and ask: “Sir, please stop. What’s wrong?”
He replies: “Please let me out! NOW! I’m from Twentynine Palms, California.”