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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
On vacation my nine-year-old son, Ryan, and I were at the pool, where two attractive young women wearing bikinis were sunning themselves.
I noticed that Ryan kept staring at them, but he would occasionally glance back at me.
When they got up to leave, Ryan watched them particularly closely.
I was bracing myself for what he might say when he turned to me and whispered, “Dad, can I eat that candy bar they left behind?”