And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man goes into the barber shop and asks for a haircut that leaves his fringe at different lengths around his head, creates two bald spots near the back, a spiky bit at the side, and leaves a large red mark on his ear.
“I’m not sure I can manage all that,” says the barber. “It sounds pretty tricky.”
“What’s the problem?” replies the customer. “It’s the same haircut you gave me the last time I was here.”