High and dry
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The man was in love and wanted to introduce his bride-to-be to his hypercritical mother.
To get an unbiased opinion, he invited over three other female friends as well and didn’t tell his mom which one was the lucky girl.
After the four women left, he asked his mother, “Can you guess which one I want to marry?”
“The one with short hair.”
“Yes! How’d you know?”
“Because that’s the only one I didn’t like.”