And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Sam walks into his boss’s office.
“Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have three companies after me, and I’d like to respectfully ask for a raise.”
After a few minutes of haggling, the boss finally agrees to a 5 percent raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.
“By the way,” asks the boss. “Which three companies are after you?”
“The electric company, water company, and phone company,” replied Sam.