Holding the bag
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell the Almighty the news.
The scientist walked up to Him and said, “God, we’ve decided we no longer need you. We’re to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so if you don’t mind, we’ll just take over from here.”
God listened patiently and kindly to the scientist, and then said, “Very well, how about this, we’ll have a man-making contest,” to which the scientist replied, “OK, great!”
God added, “Now, we’re going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam.”
The scientist said, “No problem” and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, “No, no, no. You get your own dirt!”