A pay raise
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to mine was free, my male ego soared.
Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and she told me it was her first flight.
“Mom said to sit next to someone I thought I could trust,” she confessed nervously. “And you look just like my dad.”