And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said, “Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00 I’d take my clothes off and streak through the flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes, and completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall followed by loud applause.
The naked lady ran back outside surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“What happened?” asked her waiting friend. “Are you OK?”
“I’m great! said the naked lady. “I just won 1st prize for ‘Best Dried Arrangement!'”