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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I was at the drugstore and noticed a young male cashier staring at the pretty girl in front of me. Her total came to $16.42, and after handing over a $100 bill, she waited for change.
“Here you go,” said the cashier, smiling as he returned the proper amount. “Have a great day!”
Now I placed my items on the counter. The tally was $32.79, and I too gave the cashier a $100 bill.
“I’m sorry, Ma’am. We can’t accept anything larger than a fifty,” he told me, pointing to a sign stating store policy.
“But you just accepted that last girl’s hundred,” I reasoned.
“I had to,” he said. “It had her phone number on it.”