Flew the coop
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
There was a poor young minister whose new wife was extravagant.
When she came home one day in an expensive coat, he exclaimed, “You know we can’t afford clothes like that!”
“I’m sorry,” she said. “The devil made me buy it.”
“You should have said ‘Satan, get thee behind me!’” the minister admonished.
“I did,” his wife replied. “But he called over my shoulder that it fit me beautifully in the back, too.”