With Tuesday’s revelation that Hillary Clinton’s private email account was run from a Denver loft apartment with its servers in a bathroom closet, the Democratic Party candidate for president is suddenly aflush with all sorts of toilet humor.
Radio talk-show host Rush Limbaugh recounted how the former first lady “had Secret Service agents guarding a bathroom. She told us that Secret Service agents were guarding her server 24/7. You can smell the stench of this a mile away, folks. A Mile High away!”
Limbaugh said Hillary herself is now “becoming bathroom humor,” with the jokes writing themselves, as he proffered numerous one-liners, including:
- Hillary’s dump of emails is so big, we need a plunger.
- Those who said Hillary didn’t give a crap about national security were dead wrong.
- Hillary on the server controversy: “I ain’t no ways turd!”
- Code name for her server wipe: Ty-D-Bol.
- Just wiping the server [is now] bathroom humor.
- Now that her server’s been found in a bathroom, when Hillary says she’s getting to the bottom of this, it takes on a whole new meaning.
- And you have to wonder, if the American people won’t take this standing up or sitting down.
- Given the latest news on Hillary’s server in a bathroom, her campaign’s now officially circling the drain.
- Reports are that Mrs. Clinton’s server was wiped multiple times a day, and a bidet was also used for good measure.
- When asked about Hillary’s email scandal, Bill Clinton candidly confessed: “Ain’t no way to polish this turd. … I have never seen Hillary so pi–ed off in my life before.”
Limbaugh concluded: “I hate to ask … where she stuck the thumb drive.”
Some WND readers are also getting in on the comedy, noting:
- “The server must have been stored next to the cabinet where she keeps her Depends [adult diapers].”
- “The security system which involved leaving several enormous floaters in the toilet to deter entry won’t pass muster with the FBI.”
- “A crappy situation, indeed.”
- “First, we kept hearing her server was in her house in Chappaqua. Now, it was kept in a bathroom closet in Denver. What is the straight poop?”
- “In a ‘bathroom closet’? Sounds like the ‘Plumbers’ were involved in this one as well.”
- “Oh weeee!!! Hillary and her servers are coming out of the closet.”