And hard place
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”
She waited for them to sit down and then asked them the first question: “Which tire was flat?”