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Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A man in a movie theater looks over and sees a duck sitting next to him.
“Are you a duck?” he asks the duck.
“Why, yes I am,” said the duck.
“What are you doing in a movie theater?” asked the man.
“Well, I really enjoyed the book,” replied the duck.