The cowboy way
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan brags, “Oh, we have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”
Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
Next, the Texan spots a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asks, “What in the heck are those?”
The Aussie snaps back, “Don’t you have grasshoppers in Texas?”