For the dead
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her grandpa’s room.
“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”
“What?” asked her grandpa.
“Make a noise like a frog, because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World!”