A pay raise
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a paper shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” said the CEO, “This is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?”
“Certainly,” said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
“Excellent, excellent” said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”