You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
I was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father on an outing with his three sons.
“Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully.
“I am,” said one boy.
“No, I am!” exclaimed his brother.
“Actually,” said the dad. “Their mother is.”