Off the hook
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her roommate.
“Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in a 1974 Corvette.”
“Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?”
“He’s the original owner.”