ALERT, America! Had this been an actual presidency, your beloved nation would not be in this cleverly and dastardly engineered suicidal downward spiral to hell. Had this been a real presidency, the words and policies emanating from your White House and from most of your elected employees would not sound like rejected nonsense from Alfred E. Neuman too loony to be found in the pages of Mad Magazine.

Had enough real Americans performed their basic “we the people” responsibilities to monitor, guide and prod our elected employees to strictly adhere to their oath to the U.S. Constitution, to remain in touch with common sense, logic and perform but a modicum of professional accountability, we would have never allowed the psychopathic liar in chief and his gang of commie goons to continually run amok with their America-hating “fundamental transformation” of what was at one time the greatest country ever found on earth.

Here’s one of many zany clues far too many Americans are apparently oblivious to, or simply just don’t give a good damn about, but nonetheless painfully telling as it pertains to the loser in chief and his runaway scams straight into the faces of “we the people” at such a dangerous and offensive pace.

Hint: When the so-called commander in chief is directly responsible for the 3,000 or so U.S. military warriors deployed on the ground in the Middle East fighting the Islamic State enemies of mankind – by this old guitar player’s rough estimation, that would represent somewhere in the neighborhood of 6,000 legs, attached to 6,000 feet, and by the way, all 6,000-plus of these feet comfortably ensconced in 6,000-plus official GI footwear – said commander in chief cannot deny he is responsible for such action. Did I mention that the official GI footwear, for as long as I can remember, would be called boots?

If I’m not mistaken, and please do bear with me (for what could the author of “Wango Tango” possibly know), but wouldn’t those troops with those legs attached to those feet, wrapped fittingly with those boots, on that ground, qualify in some twisted, adventurous attempt at honesty, as BOOTS ON THE DAMN GROUND?

Are you kidding me? No, wait, allow me to retract that almost government-like absurd rhetoric and rephrase it in the affirmative: You are not kidding me.

I don’t know anybody so stupid, gullible and obviously brain-dead that could watch and listen to Barack Hussein Obama as the elected leader of the free world claim he will put “no boots on the ground,” as he flagrantly puts all those thousands of BOOTS ON THE GROUND!

What a disgusting insult to our U.S. military warriors faithfully putting themselves in harm’s way as their commander in chief lies through his teeth, claiming these heroes are either just not there, or worse, just don’t matter.

Can you get any more soulless and offensive than that? We’re not talking about some bum on the street declaring the U.S. warriors are not a force to reckon with; it is the president of the United States, their fearless commander in chief, that is declaring it.

Thanks for nothing, Mr. President. Shame on you.

Sure, if we like our doctor, we can keep our doctor.

Sure, Mr. President, if we like our health insurance policy, we can keep our health insurance policy.

Sure, Mr. President, it was a video that caused the terrorist attack on our U.S. mission in Benghazi that caused the completely unnecessary slaughter of four Americans.

Sure, Mr. President, there isn’t a smidgen of evidence that the IRS and your puppet babe Lois Lerner did anything unethical or illegal in targeting political enemies with blatant power abuse by the most powerful arm of the government.

Sure, Mr. President, it makes perfect sense to trade five murderous allah puke terrorist committed to murdering Americans for a wimp Army deserter.

Sure, Mr. President, that always attractive Karl Marx redistribution communist brainstorm could work this time in America when the government spreads around other hardworking Americans’ earnings to those not willing to earn their own way.

Sure, Mr. President, all law-and-order-cherishing American families understand your brilliant idea to release thousands of dangerous criminals back onto our streets and then, to add insult to injury, offer these fine, upstanding citizens a job on the backs of hardworking taxpayers.

I could go on, but there is a nasty, foul taste in my mouth, and I have some hard work and hard hunting to do as I continue to cleanse my soul from the horror of my government gone mad.

America, those of you who know that this is all insane, damn well better educate your families, friends, co-workers and everybody you know to admit to this suicidal “fundamental transformation” scam and vote the scammers out of power in 2016.

This is a do or die moment for this sacred experiment in self-government, and those who truly love America had better fight with all we have to stop the dismantling of the greatest quality of life the world has ever known.

Don’t let the Obama liars club ruin everything before it’s too late.

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