Pass the mayonnaise
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: “What is courage?”
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.