You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary.
When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage the husband said, “We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight dinner, soft music and a slow walk home.
The wife added, ‘He goes on Tuesdays, and I go on Fridays.”