High and dry
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“I went horseback riding on the weekend,” Bill told his friend.
“How was it?” Sam asked.
“It started off well. My horse was trotting kind of fast, but I didn’t mind.
“But then he started to gallop. I got nervous, and before I knew it, my saddle was tilting to the left. In no time I was hanging upside down and my head was bouncing off the ground.”
“Good grief! How did you manage to get off without any broken bones or scratches?” asked Sam.
“Well, thank goodness the manager at the mall came and turned it off.”