Off the hook
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
On my way home from my Mom’s house, I realized I’d left my cell phone and went back to get it.
I picked it up off the coffee table, and noticed I had a message from Mom.
She’d texted, “You left your phone.”