You're under oath
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Two elderly couples were walking down the street, the women a couple of feet ahead of the men.
One man told the other that they’d had a wonderful Italian meal the night before —great food, reasonably priced.
His friend asked for the name of the restaurant
“Well, I’ll need your help on this. Let’s see, there’s a flower that smells great and has thorns on the stem?”
“That would be a rose,” his friend responded.
“That’s it!” the man replied.
Then he called out to his wife, “Hey, Rose! What’s the name of the restaurant we ate at last night?”